bath

You take it to stay clean. Don't forget to wash your pp bro.

Sarah: I bought a new bathtub.
David: Nobody asked.

by ꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪV𒀱𒈓𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪV ﷽ ﷽𒅌꧅꧅ October 1, 2020

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 15, 2020

Bath Fun

it can either be sexual like foreplay in the bath - or the fun way is to empty out the bath water and pour conditioner and shampoo over the bath base and get naked and stand in the bath and slide its better when your with someone so when you both fall over.

Bath fun can be a sexual game or a fun game

by The Amazing Blonde One Lil. May 15, 2012

Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.

It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!

by One Old Maple Bather December 15, 2011

ankle bath

The process of taking a shower when the drain is clogged with hair or other funkiness, and the tub fills with water while you're in there.

Can also be used to describe the actual tub you are trying to shower in, but standing ankle deep in water...

Hey girl. Can I come shower at your place? Mine's a total ankle bath right now, and I don't feel like dealing with it.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011

Chinchilla Bath

The act of violating someone's cremated ashes for sexual gratification.

"Joe, get your dick out of my mom's ashes you Chinchilla Bath loving freak"
"I can't help myself, the ashes feel so good, I love a good Chinchilla Bath"

by Honeybear11105 January 19, 2023

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023