The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

The status of being slightly popular, but disproportionate to the amount of episodes, books, or songs made. Typically used to refer to media. A reference to the hardy boys series.
-I think Chuck has reached Hardy Boys status.
-Yeah, I agree, it used to be good but now it's just ridiculous. They've kept it running for way too long.
-Yeah, I agree, it used to be good but now it's just ridiculous. They've kept it running for way too long.
by tvaiello January 12, 2011

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
by egskibidi June 13, 2024

When your just chillin and you realize some shit you feel like was just yesterday was actually years ago and you also realize your old as bricks.
Sean: “Yo you remember playing fortnite season 3 in our prime”
Mickey: “Yea that shit feels like last week”
Sean: “yeah we really reached unc status”
Mickey: “Yea that shit feels like last week”
Sean: “yeah we really reached unc status”
by it’s true I promiśę April 30, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Why The Fuck Are All Of You Always In My Asshol, I Am Not GIving YOu ANy COnfidence In Any Status<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

.9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.
.9.Sincerity Through Individuals By Done Tyrannies Haitian, Creole, Asian Are Statue Man Thinking The.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
