wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

by Spoonerisms July 31, 2016

Little Spoon Syndrome

Little Spoon Syndrome, or LSS for short, occurs when a couple is spooning. The man naturally finds himself often being the little spoon while his girlfriend takes the role of the big spoon. This role reversal is rare, but does occur, usually with men who a big and tall, but still have an emotional side. Although at times emasculating, it is often quite comforting.

John: Hey Ryan, it looks like that guy over there has some serious LSS
Ryan: Do you mean Little Spoon Syndrome? Yeah, that guy definitely has LSS.
Ryan: GET SOME!

by CowsOnCows August 21, 2013

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

by JaredKere June 18, 2009

Spoon Bear

A tuddly person AKA "Bear" that doves to spoon.

I need big spoon bear tuddles!

by Big Spoon Bear October 19, 2008

Popcorn witta spoon

When some dumb ugly nigga eat popcorn witta spoon

Shut up ugly nigga you prolly eat popcorn witta spoon

by Justlookingtomakewords March 3, 2019

Evil waaooouuugh spoon

A wicked and spooky spoon that was once licked by an evil and very ugly orc.

Juan: Hey what´s that thing you are holding?
Juan 2: OMG is the Evil waaooouuugh spoon!!!!!

by Juan Jorge December 25, 2007

Irish Spoon

A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.

aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad

by Scruffy McDonald February 19, 2009