Log-cutter

A sexual position where two female lovers grind their vaginas together with a big stiff turd between them.

"Hey steph can we do scissors?"

"OMG yes Rachel! I need to do a poo though.. Hang on, We can do a log-cutter!"

by SloppyPloppys July 30, 2022

logging the forbidden forest

Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts.

I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden forest

by Ryan Satter March 31, 2005

1 log down

having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)

i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.

by Don Faith June 04, 2006

tallahasee log flume

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

by yo mamma III February 22, 2003

log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

by Don Faith June 04, 2006

Cran-o-log

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.

by historically_defined December 17, 2009