Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

Cancer

Imagine

Guy 1: I Have Cancer

Everyone: DID I ASK!

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021

Cancer

Fortnite.
Fortnite is cancer.

Credit to Leo Kun for the definition.

"Hey I just got diagnosed with a cancer. In the field of Bioligy it's called Fortnite."

by LeekCreamWithBacon January 13, 2021

Anti-Cancer

He's a Beast.

Simply Epic.

Person 1 : You seen Anti-Cancer?

Person 2 : Cancer? Haven't seen that beast in a while.

by Anti-Cancer January 2, 2011

The Cancer Virus Feeling

The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. It’s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.

Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.

by Kyuubiqazz March 27, 2012

cancerous

a thing that sometimes plainrock124/plainrockvlogs

this phone is cancerous

by sourarcticfox February 6, 2022

Cancer Stick

Another Word For Juul or Cigarette

Ayo let me hit your cancer stick

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019