Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
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I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".
by Uncanny April 23, 2022
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Fucking table slut

My "friends" let's call them Gabby, Emily, Shay, and Jori
My friends are fucking table sluts
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm April 27, 2016
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Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.
“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”
by Puzzle_Man November 07, 2020
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Sack on the table

term coined by commercial real estate brokers

to put ones ball sack on the table to convey

back up your bullshit

balls fully on the line

standing behind your word
reputation at stack
when i tell you they can close i put my F*cking sack on the table
by bigsackbilly November 13, 2019
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table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular
Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”
by A level December 20, 2023
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