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Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.
You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.
by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018
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Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.
I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.
by K88land January 22, 2025
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HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.
My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.
by jillydoo October 9, 2014
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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Rub a nug

opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.
by Rub a nugger October 17, 2012
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