Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Brownie Rub

The process of eating Taco Bell. Preferably cheese steak burrito. then shitting on your partners dick and immediatley jorking it until he russian flash bangs you.

Historically documented between 1400 b.c. - 1700 a.d.

"My husband got home from the Revolutionary war, and we brownie rub each other until the next fortnight."

by Qwertyuiopasdfghkjlzzcvbnm December 22, 2024

Bud Rub

When a girl gives you a hand job and calls you buddy after.

(Man ejaculates) "How was it buddy?" "Damn I didn't expect a bud rub!"

by Arkotix April 23, 2018

pink rub

rubbing/licking a girls pussy so hard it turns pink

Mark gave Jenny a pink rub last night.

by aac02 January 5, 2014