royal is a godly smash player, more or less bored half the time and loves arson. this walking tank of a man makes chuck noriss his bitch, with each step he takes a new universe comes into existence. with the power to tear a hole into the fabric of the universe, he sleeps.
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by layor November 5, 2021
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Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
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That royal motherfucker Ádęm just fucked the entire project over again, didn’t he? Does he know he spelled the boss’s name wrong again? Why is he even offering more assistance when he sets the whole thing on fire every time?
by HoneyBad December 17, 2021
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