King Richard

A penis.

What am I doing tonight? Tonight I will be in the service of King Richard.

by americanmidwestsamurai April 21, 2011

Richard

A man with dreams. A Richard looks like he is always having fun, like his life is perfectly fine. But he is working for his life behind the curtains. A Richard barely shares his personal problems to anyone, so if he shares them with you, you are one of the few people he trusts. Only certain people know that Richard is a lowkey loving person, because he doesn’t express it well. Richard is well-built and has a beautiful smile. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile too. Note: Richards are freaky and will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions.

Do you know a Richard?
Yeah, why?
Oh well, goodluck then I guess.

by lolsiapahayo November 23, 2021

richard

okay that boy a fucking goofy he a richard

bro is such a richard

by hellohowareyouiambored May 29, 2022

Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Richards

Richard the third rhymes with bird. Bird means sexy girl

Oi bruv look at all those richards. Yh mate those richards are fit

by Ian Gw September 2, 2019

Richard hilder

Rapist

Richard Hilder rapes kids

by Ur mums lover 6969 November 25, 2019

Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.

Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021