An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025
Get the A lifetime with Rachel Jonesmug. Rachel is a sweet and kind person. She is smart at school, but as soon as she is with her friends, she can become fun and silly. She is pretty, and normally at least one boy likes her, but she doesn't seem to ever notice them. She is very sporty and likes sports like soccer and taekwondo. She is a huge animal lover, and loves animals of all types. Normally is the oldest sibling in the family.
She has secrets that she shares with no one, and sometimes she can act fine, when inside she is hurting. She loves to take charge of a group and is very motivated to do well.
She makes friends easily with her awesome personality, but sometimes drama and fights can happen because of her (take charge) attitude.
She is overall a great person, and very nice and kind hearten. She will stick by you side, and a great person to be with. She can help when you are feeling sad.
She has secrets that she shares with no one, and sometimes she can act fine, when inside she is hurting. She loves to take charge of a group and is very motivated to do well.
She makes friends easily with her awesome personality, but sometimes drama and fights can happen because of her (take charge) attitude.
She is overall a great person, and very nice and kind hearten. She will stick by you side, and a great person to be with. She can help when you are feeling sad.
"Hey, there goes Rachel"
"yeah, she is always so happy all the time"
"I'm so glad we're her friends!!!"
"yeah, she is always so happy all the time"
"I'm so glad we're her friends!!!"
by Rachcamx10 December 2, 2019
Get the Rachelmug. 
Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019
Get the Thank you, Rachel.mug. 
by RDog43 October 13, 2022
Get the Rachelmug. Racheljodena has a creative mind social friendly but crazy she loves jokes alot a rachel jodena is smart loving caring and loves her friends and family as well as loyal to her partner rachel jodena can never bore anyone if around her she is shy at a point when you do know her but at some yime when used to you she is amazing she is easily addicted to music loves it so much she loves her best friend plus her friends she helps a friend whrn in need she can make sure all ways she helps you she is such a sweet heart buh she is weak hearted she easily gets hurt and forgives easily loving rachel
by Rachel jodena November 24, 2021
Get the Rachel jmug.