Onion Effect

A phenomenon in which a person's odor is so potent that it causes others' eyes to burn and tear up, much like the effects of cutting an onion.

The new hire quit due to his onion effect!

by milkdrinker October 10, 2025

onionism

the practice of worshipping onions and the metaverse as a whole. followers of onionism praise their lord and savior Onionia Shallothiah

"chud 1: bruh whats up w the new kid and his onion obession"
"chud 2: idk man i think he follows onionism"

by nevilliam January 15, 2026

cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

by CHARLIE JONES September 12, 2008

nuns onion

cold as shit, freezing, bone chilling cold, caked with ice

Move the keg closer to the fire so it don't freeze, it's colder than a nuns onion out here!

by Big DDDDDD May 11, 2010

Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

by KneeMaster November 9, 2011

cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014