Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

knob

Slang for penis

I need that knob.

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

door knob

used in a sentence when someone is trying to be unique and random when trying to be funny

well you can go suck a door knob

by shower curtain October 23, 2018

Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020