Royal Palm Beach

A swaggin' suburb in South Florida near West Palm Beach, averaging ten miles off the shore. Full of ugly chicks, and the few that aren't bad are stuck-up.

Commonly abbreviated as RPB.
Guy 1: Hey, do you want to stop by Royal Palm Beach on the way to South Beach and try to pick up chicks?
Guy 2: Nah, bro, I heard that RPB is full of butt-ugly chicks. There's definitely a reverse grenade effect there.
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i-hate-the-beach

The cutest tumblr user ever.
Her face is flawless along with her voice, and her body.
Follow her if you haven't already.
Kthx.
Hey do you follow i-hate-the-beach?
Yeah man. She's perfect.
by shanasaurusrexxxx August 16, 2014
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Urban K Beach

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8
by josequintino June 23, 2017
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Virginia Beach oceanfront

Basically a mini version of LA, but less crime
The Virginia Beach oceanfront is a hellhole
by thYMEE October 16, 2022
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south golden beach

the best town ever.
also known as south golden or simply golden.
is located in New South Wales,Australia near byron bay.
not part of ocean shores if people didn't realise.
south golden isnt big enough to be on maps or big enough to be recognised on satellite navigation systems.
'man that party at south golden beach was off the hook'
by franklini September 03, 2008
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Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 May 03, 2018
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Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas
Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas
by Dorinda69 September 02, 2018
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