Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.

I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.

by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

Jizz nasty

When you get a large amount of jizz all over the place or someone.

Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?

by momluver69 October 16, 2021

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.

I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.

by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021