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Dark Noob

Dark Noob is a NEEEEEEERDD insane adventure doo doo
marcos no espacing now
Person 1: you know who Dark Noob is?
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD
by RealDark_NoobYT April 27, 2022
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credit noob

Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.
Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.

player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018
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Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.
Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021
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Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.
on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
by Ruberducky June 12, 2010
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Noob Question

A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.
Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018
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Random Noob

Extremely dislikes people who dont follow the rules or goes agienst his judgement
Person 1: *says something bad*
Person 2: -ban
Person 1: Stop pulling a Random Noob
by Neko_Sora September 26, 2019
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Noob Tackle

When more experienced players/users of a game/program/forum/website gang up on a noob or one over enthusiastic user goes into a comment-cherry-popping, useless-item-giving frenzy over a noob.
The unfortunate noob was found dead under piles of useless information after the noob tackle ended.
by yoo-hoo February 9, 2010
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