A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.
by BeezyFinestBeezy August 03, 2006
When a woman takes a baked potato and pushes it into her wet vagina. Then she squeezes the contents of the potato out and a man eats it.
by Weinerbutt May 06, 2014
A fun variation of the standard hand job. The man lies naked on a kitchen counter, and the woman proceeds to jack him off.
by Dan I am February 06, 2010
The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011
The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.
I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.
by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020
A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.
Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey
by onemonkeyisnottwomonkeys November 24, 2016
cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles
i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat
by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003