Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 May 13, 2018

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018

Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.

Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

big ting moose

Peng person who giz u a cig

Big ting moose around da corner go get stocked

by Dis lad December 17, 2019

Moose Bootying

Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.

"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"

by The moose booty expert January 06, 2014

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.

*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE

by UhmYeahSure April 07, 2021

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 30, 2022