Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.

“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"

by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025

Griff Miles

a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn

you're such a Griff miles

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Lewis miles

Pure ledge, nothing more, nothing less.

Lewis miles, oh yeah, he a legend

by Livinglegendlew November 24, 2021

Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus

Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.

by Queen2you December 8, 2023

Steel Mile Club

Having sex on the train including the subway

I bought an Amtrak ticket from Texas to Michigan and fucked this chick and joined the Steel Mile Club.

by Da facts 13 September 7, 2021

Miles

Ok so miles is just one of those hot guys that you see every once in a while. When I was in school he was the new boy that moved there and every girl was obsessed with him. He's quiet but at the same time talkative around certain people. He’s like a dark haired surfer skater boy. Super laid back, really really good looking and I did actually see his dick when we were all at the beach once when he was getting changed behind this bush and I have never seen a guy with a dick as big as that, he was weirdly humble about it tho lol

Miles is just one of those type of boys

by ElsaCook$onnn November 22, 2021

Miles

A dude with a really large ass

Miles' ass is sooooooooooooo fat, like oh my god its huge.

by racingflxmes October 22, 2020