Thinks his fox body is the best fucking small tire car there is keeps talking about his non existing plans for his s10 and plays door slammers 2 all fucking day
by Foxbody mustang December 13, 2018
Get the Mason chancemug. the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.
by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023
Get the mason maeda kacmarcikmug. by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
Get the Mason The cringemug. A heartless dick who lies cheats and is a full blown faggot will use anything as a dildo even if his mother has used it first actually especially if his mother used it first
by ._._._._. September 26, 2014
Get the Mason Anthonymug. by BobsAShitRef November 22, 2021
Get the Masonmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle
by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020
Get the masonmug.