Martin

Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.

Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.

by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021

jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.

Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!

by Sw00ty November 20, 2017

char martin

A girl that is gorgeous with a gazillion amazing features that is the love of everyones lives as soon as she walks into them

I wanna be like char martin when im older she's so hot

by jackuswolfus February 28, 2024

Martin

A guy who acts shy but actually has long balls

that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

by Noldus January 18, 2021

Martin Cooper

The Goat

Martin Cooper My G

by Big Bessie 978 February 20, 2022

Martin

Martin. Someone who finds it hard to commit. He’s super good with kids, a real family guy. He is
super athletic and fast. He will make you feel super special, but then you find out that he gets with a new girl every other week. you’ll get emotionally attached and in love and He will lead you on hardcore. He hesitates to share his feelings, and leaves you wondering what he is hiding. You’ll be off and on in your relationship and then finally he will just cut you out of his life. Martin is very hard to get over, and will likely take months.

martin is a sweet guy

that’s why he can pull all the girls

he just breaks hearts every he goes

by whenyouvegotnothingbettertodo December 29, 2021

martin gimmebag

Martin is obsessed with gluten and anime porn. Either or does the trick for him. He invests his money into The Bread company where they make bread and glutencoin. He can be described as :
- Long
- full of gluten
- vaguely asian
- An advocate for anti salmon farming legislation

Martin : i lovveeeeee gluten
Me : Martin gimmebag but it away
Martin : (keeps going with jork)

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025