Log-cutter

A sexual position where two female lovers grind their vaginas together with a big stiff turd between them.

"Hey steph can we do scissors?"

"OMG yes Rachel! I need to do a poo though.. Hang on, We can do a log-cutter!"

by SloppyPloppys July 29, 2022

logging the forbidden forest

Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts.

I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden forest

by Ryan Satter March 30, 2005

1 log down

having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)

i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

tallahasee log flume

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

by yo mamma III February 22, 2003

log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018