no juice july

It's the same as no nut november just for girls/anyone with a vag. During july you can't, finger, touch your vag, send/take/post nudes, watch/read porn, squirt. If you birthday is in july you get one free pass, but its best if you don't do it at all. If you fail you will be seen as weak and Horny.

Boy: It's no juice july babe you know what that means.

Girl: shit.

by Facts 100% November 2, 2022

July 21

July 21 boy bestfriend day

TODAY is JULY 21 BOY BESTFRIEND DAY

by Mirrhah July 21, 2022

July 11th

National Prank your friends by faking your death day

Dude, it’s July 11th! Let’s do this!

by Bay111 July 10, 2022

July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.

Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’

by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019

30th july

national Lena day

30th july is a day to celebrate people named Lena

by TheDopestLena November 14, 2021

July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021

July 3rd

July 3rd is national bully kisekui day

It’s July 3rd, that means we need to bully kisekui!

by kisekui July 2, 2021