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jock

An idiot who thinks they are great at sports, and thinks that anyone ele who is not them is of lower worth, and that intellectuals are worthless. Not the same as real athletes!
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by Sciator October 4, 2008
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cock jockey

One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.
Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!

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Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!
by the big sleaze November 8, 2008
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jock in the box

The penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male placed in the vagina of any female (often preps).

The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.
Chad said he's gonna hook up with Amber tonight. Oh yeah, jock in the box.

Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.
by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008
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jocking

"To be on someone's jock". Trying to hook up with them.

Sarcastic: Kissing someon's ass.
What happened with that chick the other night? She was jocking you pretty hard.

I can't stand that kiss ass. He's always jocking people more popular than him.
by Greg April 1, 2005
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jocker

A name used by scene and rocker chicks on Myspace to signify someone who is a prep/hater/pretty much anyone who insults on the whole scene/indie culture.
Reasons to add Fantasy Kids on Myspace:
.unique
.awesome
.tons of layouts

Reasons not to add:
.You're a hater
.You're lame
.You're a jocker.
by heatherito June 25, 2007
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riding my jock

1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece
a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.
by kagus christ March 3, 2005
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cock jockey

someone who rides alot of dick
by spiffy spleaf April 20, 2004
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