Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
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A seemingly normal, energetic and compassionate guy at first, but once you get to know him he’ll let you understand the dark and crazy side of his life of the demons he brings with him wherever he goes. The life of the party, a loyal and loving friend, but self-destructive when he goes too far and can’t pick himself back up. You’ll never really see his true colors unless he trusts you enough for you do not betray him, even then he often regrets many of the people he’s let drag him down, but you can’t ever kill him, he’ll do it first.
Joey... is a joey
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Joey is a girl who hasn't seen anyone mention girls named Joey on urban dictionary
Joey is a very sweet person
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Joey is the goat.
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A person who doesn’t know what they’re doing half the time, bringing others down with them.
“I’m going to be honest with you, dude, you’re such a Joey.”
“What.”
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A person who has loose wrists
Joey be careful, you're nearly stepping on your hands
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A person who has loose wrists
Joey be careful, you're nearly slipping on your wrists
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