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GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.
Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
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jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
by Kavorks April 3, 2021
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jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
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jizz mural

When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.
I made a jizz mural on her face.
by estabonjovie June 14, 2016
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THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
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jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.
by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009
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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
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