A wild Zephaniah

A wild Zephaniah is when you have sex with 30 men at the same time, and after you self relieve on a memory foam pillow.

Yeah I had a wild Zephaniah last night, it was pretty crazy. After I felt so uncomfortable that I had to talk to my priest

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Wilde Hont

A dope fucking dude who masturbates a lot but is super chill and has a lot of dope images to send

1. Wilde Hont: "!setnofap" AddictWithAPen: "Holy shit dude again?"
2. AddictWithAPen: "Okay liberal" Wilde Hont: *sends "you cant say that word" image*

by addictwithapen28 November 9, 2018

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020