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Ho-a-licious

When a person is looking mighty fine, strutting their stuff and definately on the prowl for a booty call.
Bruce sauntered around the hotel pool wearing his leather studded thong looking very ho-a-licious.
by Reggie L June 25, 2008
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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
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Cheng Ho

A short Chinese boy who happens to have a similar name as famous eunuch Ho Cheng. Despite his lack of testes, he is still pretty hot. Same applies here.
I couldn't see him there, must have been a Cheng Ho
by kkkonnoisseur May 14, 2019
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chin-ho

by BWhip October 16, 2008
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pinocci-ho

A lyin' ass bitch.
She a lyin' ass bitch... girl yous a pinocci-ho
by Zach M. da realest November 24, 2022
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ho pretty

1. An attractive whore.
2. An attractive female with a very slutty look/style.
3. The type of girl who is obviously looking for attention with the she dresses.
4. A woman who looks like she's had more than enough experience with the male genitalia.
5. A woman looking for a good time, not a long time. This has pros and cons, seeing how there's a good chance you're going to get laid, but there's and equally great chance of catching a STD.
6. You would not bring a ho pretty girl home to mom.
Guy 1: "Oh man, that girl is so ho pretty. I'm gonna get laid tonight!"

Guy 2: "Don't forget to take some penicillin."
by The Flying Oyster October 11, 2010
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ho train

A group of slutty women dressed look like hos.
I just saw a ho train at the club.
by A. Haynesworth September 22, 2011
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