Goon

A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.

Andrew and liam are GOONS…..

by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025

Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck

“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”

by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025

goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

by freakyfry September 26, 2025

Goon

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

goon

To think of someone in a friendly manner

“I gooned to you”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon

Thinking about someone or something in a friendly manner

“I goon to nico”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025