DotA

Defense of the Ancients.
Most guys who play computer games, and in specific Warcraft 3, will be playing DotA.
It is a custom made map made by IceFrog.
A reason for a guy to leave his girlfriend for a bit. Generally, a bit equals to sixty minutes.

Kevin: "Dude.. Homework is a drag. Let's go DotA."
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Vee: "Hahaha, so what're you doing?"
Kevin: "Hmm... Can I call you back in about ... sixty minutes?"
Vee:"... You're dota-ing aren't you."

by DYktSPEC February 5, 2009

DotArd

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA

DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/
Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.

by Random Dude Person June 26, 2008

Doteness

Marked by or showing distinctive characteristics of a Dote.

That advance-lunge riposte reeked of Doteness.

by Don Saltena April 24, 2006

Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

doty girl

russian slut

That ho was all over my boyfriend last night

I know, she's a doty girl

by hahadumbslutseatshit July 15, 2010

Dotard

Definition of Donald Trump by Kim.

He has the mental capacity of a dotard.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

thot dots

Two piercings in the upper lip, usually a silver ball stud (hence 'dots' ).

In the nineties there were tramp stamps. Now we have Thot dots

by grandallegro February 18, 2015