The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 3, 2013
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by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
Get the green puss disease mug.The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.
G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@
by Druk0ziz October 31, 2014
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Get the Cream cheese disease mug.Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018
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