convincing shit

When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.

(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.

Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?

Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.

by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023

Comment Convo

A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.

John: "I got so many notifications on my facebook due to your comment convo with Jane"

by Workboat42 September 2, 2010

Comment Convo

Usually taking place on Facebook, when one posts a comment on something and another person replies to that comment creating a conversation via commenting instead of simply using chat.

1: "This picture is great"
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."

by Numerouno2794. December 25, 2010

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

Cover Conversation

A fake conversation you have to distract or cover what you are really doing.

So I was looking at this girl but did not want her to notice so I started a cover conversation with my buddy.

by Hay Ray April 29, 2011

homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.

"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"

by justicerei January 17, 2012

Rehebnol Conversion

N. (Re-hib-nol * Con-vir-schon).

:Fuel made from switch blade grass and corn

:similar to ethanol fuel

:an easier conversion to fuel than CNG (Compressed Natural Gas)

This type of fuel does not exist.

I want to use the Rehebnol Conversion on my truck.

Do you think it would be better to used the Rehebnol Conversion than the CNG?

I love how people think rehebnol conversion is real.

by kpark47 January 27, 2014