condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies

Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.

by Kristen H. April 15, 2008

ass condom

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

by Mikey Creepy Fingers May 16, 2008

Concord

I just wanted to say that even though Concord is a rich town with kids driving BMWs to school, Acton is too. The school systems are about equal as are the average home prices. Although Concord can be determined as classier than the more "ghetto" Acton, they're both the same."Bla," you're stupid. Go away.

Concord and Acton are very similar towns.

by Someone123 July 29, 2005

Concord

The much feared police authority within the Massive Multiplayer On-line Role play game, Eve-Online.
When commiting serious anti-social acts within empire space, a player runs the risk of having their spacecraft destroyed by Concord.
Having ones transport destroyed in this manner is known as being "Concorded" or "Concordokken".

He managed to get a couple of shots at me before Concord arrived...

by Al Cooper August 8, 2007

Tongue Condom

When you're chewing bubblegum and your about to blow a bubble, and coat your tongue in the gum, resembling a condom. On your tongue.

-girl sticks out her tongue-
DUDE: Haha, youve got on a tongue condom!

by ohthejoys February 27, 2009

concord/carlisle

2 small towns in Eastern Mass, full of a bunch of preppy rich kids with houses worth millions and trust funds to match. Daddys either a lawyer or a doctor, mom doesn't work, she shops.
The girls are snobby bitches and the guys are cocky assholes. Girls drive mercedes, boys drive beemers, tiffanys stays in business off these girls alone, prom is the biggest deal of the year. The OC's of the east coast.
The towns pale in comparison to the way cooler, way more ghetto Acton!

"God those girls are snobs, where are they from"
"Carlisle... of course"

"God, those girls are cool, where are they from"
"Acton. No question"

by acton rocks! May 8, 2005

concon

a huge nerd who plays vid games all day and likes emilys

your boyfriend is such a concon taylor

by em5357 August 27, 2007