Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.

Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.

by Skuba81 November 27, 2021

chinese moose humper

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.

dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!

by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008

Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.

Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!

by Will and jjj August 19, 2008

Chinese Groundhog Day

The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.

Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.

by KSC707 April 28, 2020

Chinese Soul-suck

When a bitch sucks your nuts so hard you pass out

This girl gave me a Chinese soul-suck last night

by Tommyc December 3, 2021

chinese cock worm

The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.

I'm pretty sure our president is the result of a Chinese cock worm.

by Chinese Cock Worm May 11, 2017