by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
Get the chinese church keymug. Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
Get the sketchy chinese softwaremug. by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008
Get the chinese moose humpermug. During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
by Will and jjj August 19, 2008
Get the Chinese Crying Mantismug. by KSC707 April 28, 2020
Get the Chinese Groundhog Daymug. by Tommyc December 3, 2021
Get the Chinese Soul-suckmug. The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.
by Chinese Cock Worm May 11, 2017
Get the chinese cock wormmug.