Yung Child Support

A rapper songs here for example
Trying times: a song about prison rape
Spread it : what you do when u broke
Hairless inspiration: abut his desire 4 of hair
Hood genitalia: about chronic masterbation

Don't be like yung child support gimme my child support check

by Look at adan maan September 6, 2020

Royal Man Child

Another name of Prince Andrew born of the queen of England is the Royal Man Child. Because of his privileged life is was unaware of right and wrong committed crimes in multiple countries he was dubbed the name Royal Man Child. The royal man child is brother to Prince Charles and The uncle of Prince William. Despite extensive travel and military service at an advanced age the Royal Man Child did not learn right from wrong.

The Royal Man Child is one of the members of the triad of trash a group including Jeffrey Epstein and G Maxwell. The Royal Man Child was put justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre a survivor of his abuse.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 10, 2021

Pool-child Syndrome

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.

Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011

Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.

There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.

by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022

Gifted Child Syndrome

When you are told that you are a gifted child in elementary and middle school only to burn yourself out in high school trying to get an A that you know you will never get.

"Tommy looks really depressed"
"Dw, its just gifted child syndrome"

by Top20_countrysongs March 21, 2022

silver toothed child

A bad as hell Kid who lacks any parental discipline. Will usually eat Takis or hot Cheetos with soda for breakfast, cuss non-stop, and just be bad as hell.

Wow did you hear about Briayan? He was a silver toothed child and is now in jail.

by Tf92 November 10, 2020

Middle child syndrome

When a middle child - typically of a family of three kids who are close in age - feels left out or neglected.

Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.

Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative

In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.

(A real-life example of what happened to my younger sis, who suffers from middle child syndrome)

Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!

-1 1/2 yrs later-

Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>

-2 yrs later-

Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!

by Oldest July 19, 2009