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National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.
Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”
by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018
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Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019
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Boo booing

the act of being super lame
Setting: Friday afternoon after a long week of client deliverables and PM nagging

Me: "you trynna sneak out of here and toke up during lunch? got some fresh carts I wanna try out."
Natalie: "no, I probably shouldn't get stoned today"
Me: "wow... you're boo booing hard, it's really killing my vibe..."
by Caveyesesese September 3, 2019
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fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.
Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring
by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020
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cullen boring

A really small person who likes to waste money . Don’t forget Cullen boring has a big forehead
Girl 1: look at that small guy over there.
Girl 2: yeah I thinks he’s a Cullen boring
by Tvygy April 10, 2020
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MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber
Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut
by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021
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