illegal boner

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.

I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2009

Boner Assasin

An fucking ugly girl

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!

by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women

"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."

by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009

boner lines

To adminester a line of cocaine hydrocloride by snorting a line of the subsatance off the shaft of an errect penis.

Oh my god, me and Paul Drozdowski got wasted last night and did boner lines in the castro district of San Francisco untill 5am.

by John eagert August 10, 2007

boner doner

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.

Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.

by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

Pro Boner

For the good of the penis

Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.

by Fonzie Shake November 2, 2010

boner boy

any kid who gets a hard on in class.

HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!

by raunchy tits June 18, 2010