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blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Can I have head its National blowjob day.
by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
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New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
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Embrasive blowjob

The embrasive blowjob, was most found in the summer time.. the way he caresses the throat with his shaft so smoothly. as he mutters those sweet little lies of his lust, "oh your as sweet as the little air that's left in my throat..darling" a deep inner thought embraced me<3
I walked up to my majestic king's arms , he held me close. muttered softly into my ear he loved me. got onto my knee's his hands embracing the back of my head holding my head so closely. I love his embrasiveness <3 -embrasive blowjob-
by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018
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Full Body Blowjob

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022
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Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before
Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob
by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022
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