Weed Blonde 

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

Weed Blonde by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

Freckled blonde 

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.

A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!

Freckled blonde by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017

Pure Blonde 

Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde

"You're Pure Blonde"

Pure Blonde by Emily.S.A May 23, 2017

faceless blonde 

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.

She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.

faceless blonde by LazyEva January 15, 2018

fuzzy blonnie 

Georgia s fuzzy blanket as per Mark R from Everett

Georgia has her fuzzy blonnie

fuzzy blonnie by Malco92 May 8, 2018

dutch blonde 

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

dutch blonde by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Illegally blonde 

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

Illegally blonde by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019