he doesn't bite

The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.

dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo

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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.

AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!

by jockthecock November 13, 2010

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A bite with multiple spicy foods in it.

"Look at Pablo! He just ate the danger bite!" (as Pablo sweats and cries at the table)

by ajs 99 December 03, 2010

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Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.

Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me

by suckmaballz August 20, 2021

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YOU FREAKY AS FUCK JUST SAY "FIGHT ME" INSTEAD OF "BITE ME" LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

by Stahl Believer May 30, 2024

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Boy: Ugh, she’s so ugly.
Girl: You can bite me!

by Unicorns nd Rainbows November 03, 2023

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by the bite me dude July 17, 2022

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