behemoth

a massive man specifically of Italian nationality, usually has unbelievable strength, is hilarious, and has a third leg.

Danny Esposito is a behemoth.

by Giovanni March 6, 2005

behighve

to get stoned; to be utterly stoned out of your mind; to be stoned (in general)

Tenses:
Behighve; Behighved; Behighving

I think we should behighve later.
'Naw, dude, I'm so behighved now.'
Well, I think I'll be behighving later anyways.

by Morriggan December 28, 2005

Behind the drapes

The act of a good looking male hiding in the closet with the actions of sexually touching yourself usaully in the anus.

OMG did you hear that cute kid is "Hiding Behind The Drapes."

by KillerSkullX November 7, 2011

Behringer

A cheap (often crappy) Audio product company. They produce 'professional' products for broke musicans and venues that want a product to get the job done. Often; Behringer is regarded as a meme for proffesionals in the Live sound and entertainment industry. Behringer offers very cheap products that typically last up to 1 year or have some other kind of flaw that makes in unsuable in a PA system or Music Studio.

Sometimes, Behringer is refered to as an entity or indidual for when a Sound Technician is refering to a terrible piece of equipment, method or setup.

"It sounds so bad, they must be using Behringer"
"Hey, can you pass me the Behringer?"

by PremiumSkytec October 21, 2020

Keith Behrend

Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.

Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!

Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!

by timbone December 17, 2008

Popcorn behind the couch

The act of overreacting to something insignificant in an extremely over dramatic fashion.

The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.

by Daggarious March 4, 2012

take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.

That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed

by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017