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beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.
Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...
by S squared June 19, 2012
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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
by Larsssson May 23, 2009
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Beer Hunter

The practice of counting out one can of beer each for you and your friends after shaking one of them vigorously, each person gets a can of beer , holds it to their temples and pulls the ring pull.
''Side by side! Me and him! Me against him! ''
''We gotta play with more bullets.''
''More bullets in the gun''
''You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games''

Chzzzzzzzzzzzz.

''Ah Shit.''
Beer Hunter.
by Robert De Nero. Beero. April 25, 2011
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Beer Butt

After a night of drinking, your farts smell more powerful than usual.
Hey man did you just fart? Cause it smells like a sewer.
Yeah sorry bro I have beer butt.
by Novus Astrum February 9, 2015
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beer nigger

one who brings drinks to others.
1. Hey mike get me a bud. No Iam not your beer nigger! 2. Joe lost the bet so he will be the beer nigger tonight.
by Mike Esposito August 31, 2006
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dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.
Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
by justin price January 27, 2007
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Dope and Beer

Go grab some dope and beer were movin out in 0900
by Cage May 22, 2004
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