An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019
Get the Epic gamermug. by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021
Get the epic gaming momentmug. 
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. It's a term for a videogame, often close to it's release date, getting into a public beta phase in which one may pay the full price to download and play it through a unstable, and highly unsecure launcher.
Most often that does not include a key for a gaming plattform like Steam, Uplay, Origin, Battle.net etc., at it's full release and must then be bought again.
Most often that does not include a key for a gaming plattform like Steam, Uplay, Origin, Battle.net etc., at it's full release and must then be bought again.
by Opulus March 13, 2019
Get the Epic Gamesmug. Kim Seyoon aka Wow (the Italian fake), because he's always an epic fail. Just go to his profile, there's nothing to explain.
by daeficiente October 17, 2017
Get the Epic failmug.