Alex

1-An extreme bastard
2-meaning tiny penis or stupid face
3- an insult used on men

That guy is such an annoying Alex

by Hdbsitkt June 28, 2018

Alex

When you farts smell like egg.

Wow his farts are like Alex.

by Nonce 174839203 July 18, 2018

Alex

He’s a dick head who has the most annoying laugh and likes to snitch on people. Also did I mention he is a dick head

Don’t be such an Alex.

by Urmumbiggae February 10, 2019

Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

by thatonepotato July 23, 2015

Alex

Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur

A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig

by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013

Alex

A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.

"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."

by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013

Alex

He’s a try hard at 8ball and is very slow :)

Alex is funny but not that fast

by Deana malolen June 22, 2019