Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.

I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!

by Kavorks April 3, 2021

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

Mouth Jizz

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.

Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!

by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014

abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back

her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz

by trashy ashley October 3, 2020

jizz giggle

When you violently and unintentionally cum in your pants due to extreme laughter

My friend had to change his pants due to the severe jizz giggle he endured

by Big fluffy January 7, 2014