Log Wanker

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion

In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.

by Jeff Hicks June 6, 2005

Bus wanker

People standing waiting for a bus at the bus stop

Lad 1: Look at those bus wankers
Lad 2: Classic banter mate

by Bantersarusrex June 14, 2015

Gym Wanker

A person who obviousy doesn't go to the gym often if even at all, but decides to go once and attempts to workout but does all the workouts for the machines incorrectly and afterwards believes they still got a legitimate work out in and may even post on social media about how they "got a good workout in "even though they didn't legitimatly do one.

Guy to his bro: Hey who's that new guy in the gym?

Bro: Oh, he's nobody. That's just a Gym Wanker, look he's not even doing his workouts correctly, lol

by Jrisc96 January 6, 2016

Wanker

1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair
2) jerkin yer Gerkin

What a Wanker

by Derek_jamal October 28, 2003

wanker

Male that engages you and want to put into a fight but refuses to fight you. Probably Polish. Thats of course not a homosexual behaviour. Very popular among Polish, no matter if abroad or not. Encouraged and socially accepted makes them feel like "Real Men".

(insults, staring..)
- Alrite then, if you want to fight me come on
(a bit of confusion, then goes away. not a wanker.)

by overwankerr October 5, 2008

Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.

by Brandon June 4, 2002

wanker

One who plays Ragnarok Online

go play ragnarok ya fuckin wanker!

by n00bz0rz July 7, 2003