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beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012
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Water Shy

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.
My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.
by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016
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Hot Water

A term used for pissing warmly and moist on anybody or anything.
Dude I gave my girlfriend a hot water and she smelled like piss for a week.
by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019
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Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser
Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.
by Carabear77 March 29, 2015
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Water Cougar

A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.

The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".

Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."

Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."

Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009
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cabbage water

The sweat that accumilates inbetween your butt cheeks on a hot summers day
...fucking hell...the cabbage water is NOT helping with the rubbing of my thighs
by Unsteadycarrot June 16, 2007
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walks on water

A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus
Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!

Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?

Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
by Anal Penetration By Forcce August 5, 2011
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