Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣
Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.
by Mr. Donktionary April 05, 2021
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The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 29, 2024
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Watching Ratatouille

What you tell your parents you're doing when you want to have sex with someone and don't want them to know. Can be substituted for other movies, preferably pixar.
"You up for watching ratatouille this weekend?"
"Yeah totally, let me know when you're free."
by BarryBBensonsdad July 15, 2019
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Thug Watch

when you go out with your girlfriends in the hood, specifically to mingle with the local men
"Giiiiiirl, you tryna thug watch in the town tonight?"
by Ayyyye408 March 07, 2018
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Wiki-Watch

Binge-watching a show on Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime...while keeping an iPad opened to Wikipedia in order to flesh out the storyline with historical facts, facts about the actors, and other random silly questions we want answered. It's like MST3K and Pop Up Video had a baby.
I am so far behind on Sons of Anarchy. Let's Wiki-Watch to catch up.
by Kardur2 December 03, 2015
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lets watch ninjago

another way of saying lets have gay sex
"Hey Colin lets watch ninjago"
by Sheistenberg November 30, 2022
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car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches
Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
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