I had a buddy who...

By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.

Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"

by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 23, 2010

Who gay...You gay

If your reading this accept it and let others read it and be gay like you!

*psss*Who gay...You gay

by Yo dylans gay September 11, 2020

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

Girls who eat carrots

Either this girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.

Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.

by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

girls who eat carrots

A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.

God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills

by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

people who should die

Anyone who annoys you, bothers you, or hinders your ability to live a complete and happy life. People who should die are people considered by society to be less of value as themselves.

people who should die are those that club baby seals.

by sixpoint24 November 17, 2007

who is getting the best head

Alvin and the Chipmunks are getting head from the Chipettes and it is a question that must be answered.

Dude who is getting the best head. It's Theodore.

by stevenbills17 September 23, 2019