haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo May 05, 2018

TIP WANKER

Masterbating with the tip of your penis

Person1: haha you cum bucket
Person2:At least I'm not a tip wanker like you

by Vanilladindong April 24, 2016

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 26, 2010

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 08, 2024

giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.

Isn't he a giant Wanker

by vthntr October 20, 2013

Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 06, 2022