Vampireing

When a girl asks you to give her head while she's on her period.

Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!

by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009

Vampon

Vampon
Exactly as one would expect. A tampon for vampires. These also double as a tasty yet sinister appetizer.

Edward, or some other crap vampire, extracted Bella's vampon from the wastebasket as midnight snackage.

by Esus4 November 28, 2010

Vampire dick sucking

Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients

Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice

Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke

by Le bass wuber March 19, 2018

Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.

"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."

by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. March 24, 2009

Vampire

1. Any creature that feeds on another's life source or fluids

2. A parasite

3. Vlad the Impaler

1. one ex: of a vampire is a human being that feeds on blood, energy, or sexual fluids

2. ex: an organism that needs another body in order to survive such as a flea

by Sarah M...227 May 27, 2008

vamoosh

the art to hurry up or say somthing when there is nothing to be said at the moment.
say this when there is complete silence

vamoosh, rite now

vamoosh

vamoosh

by tanya February 28, 2004